A cute little poem...
R U LDS 2?
My son is a CTR, I go to PEC
I work for the CES, I study the TG.
I read the B of M, I probe the D&C
I search the KJV, I ponder the JST.
Today in BYC we planned for EFY
I stayed a little after and had a PPI.
The YW and YM are putting on a play.
It is one, I remember, we did in MIA.
Before our oldest son went to the MTC,
He helped our BSA complete their SME.
Soon our oldest daughter is heading for the Y.
Soon our oldest clothing is going to DI.
Now if you've understood this alphabetic mess
The chances are quite good that you are LDS.
Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah, He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A: Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q: Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A: David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q: How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: ~It depends! If it is the Relief Society it takes four.
One to fix refreshments.
One to bring the tablecloth.
One to design the Center Piece, And one to screw in the light bulb.
~If it is the Bishopric, forget it, they don't do light bulbs.
They call a Priesthood Executive Council Meeting and delegate it to the Elders.
~If it is the Elders, it takes four.
Three that don't show up, and One to change the bulb.
~If it is the High Priests it take four.
Two to push the wheel chairs.
One to handle the oxygen tank, And one to screw in the light bulb.
~If it is the Home Teachers, it only takes two, But you have to wait until the end of the month.
~If it is the Aaronic Priesthood, it only takes Four, Two adult leaders to supervise, A Teacher to change the light bulb and a Priest to sweep up the broken glass. NO Deacons!!
~If it is the Laurel class, it takes only one.
She holds the light bulb in the socket and the whole world revolves around
her.
